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The Quote Wall - Kat - 11-12-2016

"GODDAMNIT DOG, YOU TOOK MY FUCKING PANTS!" - Sugar

"Get on the Chocobo, bitch! We're going Atma farming!" - Peach to Ari

"I SPAWNED IN THE MIDDLE OF A LALAFELL SUMMONING CIRCLE. PLEASE SEND HELP" - Costello

"I had a waifu before it was cool."
"What's the difference between wife and waifu besides the weeboo accent?"- both Truenikos

"DDDOOOOOODDDGGGGEEEEE!" - Dog

"Mark, blow some CDs for Spark" - Robin
*Mark pops Convalescence and gets rekted*
"Mark, convalescence isn't a defensive CD!" - Robin
"But I popped foresight" D: - Mark
"Foresight doesn't do shit!" - Robin

"FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT -deep inhale- FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT" - Dog

"Omg omg omg Pumpkin! OMG OMG OMG OMG" *link picture of thane* (love thane btw)
""Mark I know your really into Thane... *opens links* oh my."
*Everyone dies of laughter*
"I wasn't ready for Thane's dick there"
[Image]

"Pumpkin would turn around and - " Pumpkin
*interrupts pumpkin unknowingly playing attention to league*
"BITCH!" Mark
"Ohhhh nooo" Pumpkin
"Oooh woooow Mark" Esmond
*Everyone dies of laughter*
"Is.. is it safe to come out now" Pumpkin

Mark: "Omg pumpkin look at those crippling abs though!"
Rick: "Omg wtf did I just clicked on... ooooooooohhh"
Pumpkin: "Ahaha, crippling abs.. you mean rippling abs honey, those are the words you meant"
Esmond: "Ahh what is I just seeeeeeee ahhahahahaah"
Dawn: "I'll be honest... I heard crippling ass ahahahaha"
Esmond: "CRIPPLING ASS OOOH GOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHA" -wheezing-
*everyone dies of laughter"

"YOU WILL NEVER POOP FROM THERE AGAIN!" - Lil Biskit

"Hey, Ari, do you have enhanced virus yet?" - Jim
"No, I've still just got crap virus." - Ari

"I wanna get my ALC up just to get augmented warrior armor, so I can dye it purple" - Sugar
"Oh, so you can be the purple plushie!" - Dog
"Noooooooo" - Sugar

"Question: Is Dog a lobster?" - Truenikos
"...yes." - Dog

"I am a tiny ball of sexual." - Aria
"You are just so innocent looking, your hiding your devious sexuallness behind your cuteness, and I need to go level up" - Peach
"While you were teleporting, I took a snapshot of your titties"  - Aria

"Peach, you said you had tears in your eyes? Well, I have tears in mine and a lung that's trying to collapse. So I apologize for your tears." - Ari

"And I didn't think I was an asshole. Just kidding. I know I'm an asshole." - Peach

"Get crushed or stabby stabby." - Dawn

"Do you blush a darker blue Aria?" - Pumpkin

*Mark links a picture of hot Thane*
"OMG WHY DID I CLICK DAT! MY EYES! AHHHH" - Rick
-Laughter-
"Pumpkin... esuna me please... ahhh" - Rick
"You can always smack your head against the wall" - Dawn

"OH MY GOD DEEDEE GET OFF MY NUTS!" - Dog

"This tree looks like a 6 legged stag."
"I'M NOT HIGH OR DRUNK!" - Dog

"UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHG EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGHGHGHGHGH!" - Over Esmond's mic.

"Commander! I have a very important question to ask you!" - Xenkei slams the Commander's desk.
"Don't you dare ask about where are all the white women!" - Truenikos yells at Xenkei.
"I'm sorry!" - Xenkei replies as he whimpers
"I would love it if you didn't slam my desk. It is a rare wood from the shroud." - The Commander's states.
"Commander, we have more important things to talk about than your wood right now!" - Truenikos.

"Friends is all subjective. If I'm your friend, I am. If I'm not, then I'm not." - Dog
"And if you view me as a Stalker, I'm not >:(" - Xenkei

( Dawn takes limit break)
"You took my limit break!" - Xenkei
( Dawn takes Dragoon pants)
"You took MAH PANTS!!" -Xenkei
-Laughter-
"And my dignity" - Xenkei

"Truenikos, I'm going to need to you to do a resilience check for me" - Robin
"Oh god dammit you son of a bitch. Damm Rick Mercer why didn't you read it faster!" - Truenikos
"Hey it ain't my problem :)" - Rick Mercer

"If you can do FCoB, you can do legal association" - Truenikos

"Pumpkin, imagine Sugar in everything u guys been through, but as a male"- Esmond
"Rip In Peace Robin"- Xenkei

"OH MY GOD THAT FREAKING HEADSHOT!!!"- Dog yelling loudly on Ts
Rip Ears.

"You sound like a taco!"  - Dawn to Aria
"HOW THE FUCK DO I SOUND LIKE A TACO!?" - Aria

"STOOOOP, I DON'T HAVE A TACO VOICE! I'D RATHER BE CALLED ARIZONA!" - Aria

This smells of Ascians! - Robin
(Group bursts into laughter)

"I am really glad the most of thing things I say don't end up on the quote wall." - Sugar

"Insult my Ariabelle name. Call me Arizona." - Ari

Dr. Truenikos on Pumpkin and Haurchefant:
"Milord, your sword is so mighty, and wielded with such finesse - do you use it to slay dragons?"
"Not all dragons, my dear - some of them deserve a more gentle touch."
"Oh? How can you tell one of the good dragons from the baleful ones, milord?"
"Well, I suppose I would gaze into her eyes, and stroke her hair, and whisper sweet nothings into her ear to see how she reacts."

"And what edition of 'Now That's What I Call Strategy' can that be found in?" - Aria
"Now That's What I Call Strategy Volume 7, 1998: Stir Fry for Your Love." - Truenikos
(sings)"Rick Mercer, I always knew you were boss. That's why I gave you teriyaki sauce." - Truenikos

"So he's Lil Bitchkit!" -Sugar

"It's spelled I-n-g-i-o... No, I-n-i-g-o... dammit no it's Inigo. Sorry, I'm really bad at verbally typing... fuck I mean verbally spelling" - Robin

"Peach, control your husband!"- Ari
"I can't even control if I'm in a harem or not!"- Peach

"Bennudiction" - Pumpkin Spice 2015

Revelation 2015 - RIP Dog, in which Dog kills Xenkei.

"Mark, let's think about this. Your telling me that you don't like Accel World's main character when like 98% of other main character who is whiny and bitches all the time. But he is a fat kid, you cannot him!" - Xenkei to Mark at 7:00AM

Mark: Yo whats with Japanese people loving curry so much?
Xenkei: ..why do black people love chicken so much?
Mark: Well i dont care about that.
Xenkei: RACIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST!!!!

"Everyone whines in anime! But he is a fat kid so he wins!"  - Xenkei

"X Happened, Vote Abondon" Everyone in WoD*
"Dog, heal while Aria gets her Inhaler!"
"But I'm posting on the WHY AM I IN THE PUKE OH GOD NOOO!"

Peach: How... how do I even respond to that?
Esmond: You forget you ever saw it and walk away
(Pause)
Esmond: Slowly, so it doesn't follow you.

"Something something, OTP." - Aria's life now, basically.

"Testing: FUCK" -M'hiet Tia testing the profanity filter

Truenikos: I'm not going to say a lot about Pumpkin's shipping habit. But I will say that all the letters in UPS are in Pumpkin's name.

"Grunting about Biology intensifies" - Peach about biology


RE: The Quote Wall - Kat - 11-12-2016

"Well how else do you get to sleep without sexuality-ness?" - Ash
"Victory." -Ana

*Peach talking about science*
"Shut up shut up shut up!" - Ari
"Me?"- Peach
"Yes.." - Ari
*silence*
"Oh, she's actually shutting up I'm so sorry!"- Ari
"Yes... good..."- Peach
"Cry about it..."- Robin
*Crying intensifies*

"Watch Grave of the Fireflies, it's only one episode!" - Robin
"Thats called a movie, Robin!"- Peach

"We had one little wipe, and the tank got scared. And said: Fuck this shit, scrubs. Vote Abandon." -Tiz

“I FUCKING LOVE DISCIPLINE CHECKS.” - Stef

“Seeds out of every orifice, and not even in a good way.” - Stef, again.

"To be fair to the grinch, the whos were kind of cunts" - Nick

"Can you hear that?" - Peach
"Hear what?" - Ari
"Can you hear me wiggling my eyebrows?" - Peach >: )

"You're not true bros unless you fuck your best friend's daughter from the future. Lucina ftw" - Costello
"That. Is. Some excellent logic. 10/10." - Rick Mercer

"Dog, elaborate me with the Two Lone Wolfs thread, i didn't read it all but all I understood was: 'Blah blah blah GODMODDING, Kirito Vs Sasuke.' "- Xenkei

"You're a poopy button, and don't you forget it *Unitelligable grumbling*" - Tiz to Java

Peach: Well, Rick just tried to prove to us how competent and useful he was by being both INCOMPETENT AND USELESS!
Rick: Did it work?

"Fuck off, that's my penguin" - Rick

"You're turn Nikos, give her something hard!"- Rick

"Something something plunger to fix the shitty toilet." - Robin tells Pumpkin

"Keepers of the Moon do things better in the dark. Wait. That sounded better in my head." - Aria

"Shove your hands in icey water" -Xenkei
"That's a TERRIBLE idea!"- Alex
"Then do the opposite! put it in hot oil!"- Xenkei
*Everyone goes quiet"
" Oil is opposite of water, right?" -Xenkei
"...."
"....Dirt? Rocks? D:" -Xenkei

"I'm having connection troubles, so you're going to have to kick me from this dungeon, Mercer." - Peach
*SOBS HEAVILY* - Rick

<18:15:19> "Xenkei": I have a theory
<18:15:25> "Xenkei": About Robin and Truenikos
<18:15:26> "Peach": What?
<18:15:38> "Truenikos": ?
<18:15:56> "Xenkei": I don't think they never went to the gold saucer before the campaign started
<18:16:07> "Xenkei": Cause it took them a while to get there instead of using the crystal
<18:16:18> "Peach": They got lost?
<18:16:23> "Xenkei": So I'm guessing they tp to U'l'dah, talk to the guy, went through the tutorial
<18:16:30> "Peach": XD
<18:16:31> "Xenkei": In the Gold Saucer, took a tour
<18:16:37> "Peach": CHRIST
<18:16:38> "Xenkei": AND THEN! they went to the roof
<18:16:47> "Xenkei": All that happen while we found whats her name lol

The Great Graph Incident of 2015.
[Video]
"Oh god, guys. Look at this graph." -Everyone ever on at 3:15 EST.
"Look at my graph, my graph is amazing!" - Boide and Xenkei
"It tastes just like Nickelback." - Pumpkin

<04:59:36> "Ariabelle": POumpkin crawls in her skin.
<04:59:48> "Pumpkin": POumpkin.
<04:59:49> "Ariabelle": Xenkei crawls in his graph.

"You know, I hate the word 'But' "- Xenkei at 7:30 am

/\__\__/\
\( ミ ⌒ ● ⌒ ミ)/
GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY
YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT - Pumpkin

"Maybe your tank was dared to go in with his Bravura by someone on his server?"
"That would imply there are more people like myself and Tiz."
"Maybe its Nega Dog from an alternate universe / server"
"Lets not think like that, its bad enough with one of me running around."
"And maybe the Tiz of his server isn't British. But rather the most southern American person ever. He bleed Bald eagles."
Dog and Biskit texting early Tuesday morning

"Great googly moogly I'm gonna kill u all!" - Ari to Dawn, Tiz and Rick

"It looks like you have a sparkler coming out of your ass" - Aria to Tiz

"Bboyd put on clothes when I asked him to, why won't you Tiz :(" - Aria to, guess who?

"Oh great googly moogly, we don't wanna see your wily" Aria. To. Tiz.

"Dawn get on BITCH! WE ARE GOING TO WORLD OF DARKNESS!" - Aria
"Wait, I gotta do this, DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNGGGGGGGGG" - Dawn
"NAH BITCH WE"RE GOING!" - Aria

Aria: I have a LenQuaveon...
Truenikos: Wait wait wait... that's not a word.

"Cause Fire Emblem is the same as League of Legends" -Robin Confirmed

Xen: "There's a Shrek guild guys."
Pumpkin: "YESSS! SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME....ummm.."

"Nero put a lot of weapons on it and its not balanced enough"- Peach
"Part of a complete balanced destruction" -Xenkei

Rick: Oh no! I've just killed my wife! What have I done?!
-later-
Rick: *incoherent sobbing*

"I'm not making your chibi a dead ladybug." - Peach to Xenkei

"Don't kick Rick!" - Sugar

"A moment of silence for all of the dead moms"- Robin

"Rides the nope dragon to fuckthatville"- Kai
"PLOT TWIST DAWN IS THE NOPE DRAGON"-Kai
"Um... Escalus is riding Dawn?- Peach
"CHALLENGER APPROACHES"- Aria

"I'm in the dog house, aren't I?"-Peach
"Yup!"- Ari
"Get out of my house." -Dog

"You can't cover stupid" Pumpkin to Biskit

"Esmond, Where are you~?
Esmond, Where are you~?
I dunno why I'm singing this song.
Because I'm fucking broken~~~~" -Sung by Aria

"Y'know Xenkei. I live in East Tennessee so you're the only minority I'll ever know." - Truenikos

Peach: Going into pants without battle... SHIT! I meant going into battle without pants!!

"Can we vote abandon your bullshit?" - Pumpkin Spice to Dawn.

"Biskit! Come pet me dammit!" - Sugar

Dawn: You know sometimes I wonder why I like suffering so much. And I think, hey, I could just blame Peach.

Pumpkin: On Wednesdays we wear lances.
Robin: On Wednesdays we wear spikes.

Dawn: Stalking Peach Stalking Peach Stalking Peach Stalking Peach Stalking Peach Stalking Peach Stalking Peach
Peach: But how can you stalk someone WHO'S STALKING YOU?!
Dawn: WHAT? NOOOOOOOOOOO!

*Truenikos threatens to shoot Rick*
Rick: I'm just gonna go hide in my blanket fort.
Peach: The blankets can't protect you, Rick.
Rick: The blankets will protect me, I just have to believe!!

"Dawn middle name Willow, go clean your shit!" Sugar to Dawn about cleaning the icecream off her floor

Truenikos: Snap, crackle and fuck you!

"NO! NOT THE RIGHT BOOB!"- Rick
"Rick just DCed on Aria's breasts. How convenient!"- Alex

Pumpkin: I'm going to lobster hell...

Pumpkin: Look at his hair. It looks like a pillow. I could sleep on that. His hair looks stupid. AND I'M GOING TO FUCK THAT!

Robin: OHHHH HE'S GOING TO HAVE A FALCON!!!
Truenikos: If his name is Drake, can his falcon be Josh?

Truenikos: Can I be a heavy knight named Zach? And my falcon would be Cody!
Robin: That sounds like a pretty suite life!

"Whenever I say 'Swiggity Swooty' my dog runs away from me and sits down, because he KNOWS I'm coming for that booty." - Ari

Ariabelle: And then you mix in Creme de Menthe for mint chocolate pudding!
Truenikos: I'm sorry, what? Creamy Meth?!
Peach: That's Creme de Menthe you ignorant slut!

"I become a singularity through my butthole." - Pumpkin 2015

Budou: Lets go where there's no memes... INTO THE GODDAMN OCEAN

Budou: IT SAYS MEME IN THE URL, I'M NOT CLICKING ON THAT EVIL!

Budou: This is it. This is the page that lead to my terrible furry downfall.


RE: The Quote Wall - Kat - 11-12-2016

Xenkei: "I'm kicking his body while he's punching my dick." -- In reference to 1v1ing Ilita.

Tiz: How's my tanking? Call 1-800-I-CAN'T-BELIEVE-THEY'RE-FUCKIN-DEAD, now!

Biskit: That pull was so bad it forced a bowel movement...

Tiz: Tell Pumpkin to pumpkin me.

Truenikos: When you're naked in a dungeon, always use protect! Or else you might get aids.

Xenkei: WHERE IS SUGAR?!
*Teleports*
Xen: Oh, there she is. Give me a hug.
Sugar: What?
Xen: GIVE ME A HUG!
Sugar: I CAN'T I'M CRAFTING
*later*
Xen: Give me a hug
Sugar: Okay
Xen: Now give me money.

In conversation with Pumpkin about Tequila:
"There is nothing worse than shitty tequila... except for punched in the face one hundred times in a row. I dunno. It's pretty close." - Java

Dog: The collaboration of all our fruits. (What Dog says instead of Fruit basket)

Truenikos: At this point in my life I think getting stabbed by Dawn would be a good way to go.

What happens when you put /\__\__/\ through google translate, and then back through.
/ \
\( ミ ⌒ ● ⌒ ミ)/
ARIABELLE NO
THAT'S LEWD
/ \ _ \ _ / \
/ \
\ (Real ⌒ ● ⌒ only) /
ARIABELLE NO
It Nasty 'S

Dawn: Hey Robin, do you like the way you look?
Robin: Um... what?

Peach: Is the leader of the Mi'quote Mafia called the "Fat Cat"
Ari: PFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Sugar: You broke Snaps
Snaps: That... wasn't me
Ari: it was me.

"I love you. Ana loves you. The rest of the teamspeak loves you. Sugar...' *indignant look from Kendra* "Let me fucking get to you!" -Pumpkin during a heart-to-heart

"You can't sell yourself short because you're the tallest a Miqo'te can be." - Peach's nugget of wisdom

"He's interrupting my casting, so I'm going to interrupt his face. *blehhhh*" - Ginger Snap's about Neymuaiohfjkabsfna in Neverleave

Today we learned about Chaos Defrost:
Chaos defrost is a system that improves the auto weight defrosting process. Chaos defrost uses random pulses of power to achieve a quicker and more even defrost within the food. This would only be used for Bread, Meat Items or Meat Joints.
Random pulses of power?

"Can I just make a check to see if I actually shit my pants?" - Rick motherfucking Mercer, everyone.

Rick Mercer: I deserve some chocolate milk! I'll be right back.

Peach: Lick Rick! I MEAN LINK RICK! DAMN IT!!!

Tiz (Putting his macro through auto translate twice:
/ \ _ \ _ / \
/ \
\ (Real ⌒ ● ⌒ only) /
TIZ Oiler
Always horny

"I'm not a parent... but why do you exist??" - Shy, about "Mommy Support Groups."

"Rick Mergerger! <3" - Aria/Ari/Ariabelle, when the Rick logged in.

"Nothing like a giant kirin dildo to satisfy his needs!" - Alex 2015

"And what's an eternal bonding ceremony without bondage?" - Ariabelle, 2015

Pumpkin, interviewing a new recruit at her workplace:
Truenikos (as Pumpkin): Okay, first question - take this fireman's hat. The scene is that you are rescuing puppies from the river.
Robin (also as Pumpkin): ...EXCEPT THE PUPPIES ARE DRAGONS!!!! DO YOU REMEMBER ME??????!!!!!

Xenkei: Garlean Cats. Riding their Meowgitecks.

Quentyn: I'm busy peeing my chocobo (Not really)

"You stole his pants. You stole his limit break. You stole his dignity..." - Ari to Dawn
"I'm getting good at that!" - Peach
"What, stealing dignity?" - Pumpkin

Truenikos: Anyone else want in on the sustainable pain train with Conductor Peach Mimosa! It runs on renewable energy; MY TEARS!
(Note: Peach's father, Dr. Stolz, would like to note that tears cannot be a source of sustainable energy because they are "too salty". That is all.)

Robin, Peach, and Ariabelle:
(Sung to Adventure Time theme):
"It's Crafting Time, come on grab your tools!
We'll build a ship for all these fools!
With Peach the Cat and Nero the Garlean,
This was never fun, it's Crafting Time!"

"I'll show you yours, if you show me mine. ... Wait." -Ariabelle, 2016

Java: What do you do when dogs can open doors? Like... who do you pray to?

"Yes, Alex, because I sound like two ladies." - D'bhin 2016

"Can I roll something that will help me pull out early?"- Dog (About injecting a patient with medicine)
"THIS IS AN IMPORTANT SCIENCE QUESTION!"- Also Dog

Hunie: I'm on the side of the cliff, but it's not like I'm craving that mineral.

Snaps: The new foods are specialist only, and I switched my specialty to carpenter.
Rick: Wait! CARPENTERS MAKE FOOD NOW?!
Boyd: Sawdust and parmesan cheese.

Pumpkin Spice: Well I'm glad we're better than Cocaine.
<OKs>-- Better than cocaine.

Dog: Everyone's like LOOK AT MY COCK! And I'm like look at me and look at my BIG BIRD!!!
Truenikos: *Is speechless*

Robin: I HAVE HONED MY DMING SKILLS WITH THE BLOOD OF MURDER HOBOS!

Robin: Why don't we all just slather ourselves in hot sauce?!

Pina: [Image: aVhj3Ny.jpg]
Truenikos: I herby dub thee- Kat-polar

"One smells like cat. The other smells like Massachusetts." - Peach Mimosa, 2016

"But I'm your butt." - Rick Mercer, 2016

Tiz: See, even your weiner barked at that heresy.
Ari: Who said there was heresy, you shitdick?!

Peach Mimosa: THE DARKING BOG WEINER!

Xen: Nya~
Captain Nightmight: the fuck
Xen: shit
Xen: Had to be you to say something huh?
Hunie: RIP

Genki: Wait...if I'm my grades... then I'm DEGENERATING

Robin: Look, you're so safe betwixt the thighs.

Xenkei: Move to the Foshizzle
Hunie: YOOOOOOOO
*later*
Robin: I KNOW WHAT FOSHIZZLE MEANS GUYS!

Hunie: Save Peach 2016!
Robin: (In Hearthstone) Well, we can't let that happen.

Sugar: You have my sister's hairstyle!
Hunie: Yeah, once we slaughter your sister, I take over her hairstyle.

Tiz: Peach, what does freedom taste like?
Hunie: I DON'T KNOW, I'M MEXICAN!

Pumpkin: Lol, my crackship is Zephirin/Haurchefant.
Robin: That's not a crackship, that's a murder mystery.

Tiz: It makes me tilt more than Windows Pinball.

Truenikos: People die when they are killed.

Ari: This White Mage ritual will help restore the connection with the Elementals that Ari had lost.
Rick: If you needed to reconnect with them, why don't you just friend them on Facebook?

"I have infinite dads!" - Pumpkin as Morgan! :V

<22:31:40> "Truenikos": I am the scion of my dad. Robin is my father, and Robin is my father, too. I have withstood countless battles on Classic mode. Known not to death, nor dismemberment. So now, as I pray, Unlimited Dad Works~

"So my mother has calculated your value for 105,000 gil." - Truenikos to Bellini

"I am 100% science." - Peach


RE: The Quote Wall - Kat - 11-12-2016

Rick: Stop stroking the canon and fire it.

Derived from a conversation earlier:
"It's Yeti Mating Season."
"You better be ready bitch!" - Robin and Co.

Rick: What the fuck's a rich person?

Rick (As Isaac): It's not like I want to kill you or anything. Baka.

Rick: I'm gonna make your Ex's feel like shit. They're gonna be like, "Damn, I lost to a Mexican."

Pumpkin: Once you go Hyur, you know the allure.

"Did you see them sparkly titties?" - Eros 2016

Peach: Wow Rick, I didn't realize you leveled up your Black Mage...
Rick:. ....Neither did I.

"I helped you Ari! I took your pants." - Sugar
"I got to spoon you before he did." - Also Sugar

Discount Dick Bin - Ari, Sugar, Peach, Truenikos 2016

"I'm worried about the safety of your butthole." - D'bhin, 2016

"I shot this person and they didn't notice? Why didn't they notice me?" - Esmond, failing to realise that he was sneaking. Was playing Skyrim.

"Like, put a top hat on a wolfman, and I'm into it. Gimme." - Java
"I'd be lying if I said he hadn't asked me to do that already." - Tiz

"You grown ass science!" - Quentyn 2016

Rick: Look Ari, look at out son. (referencing to the Warrior of Light Minion)
Boyd: Oh, for a second I thought you were talking about me for a hot second.
Ari: Our son is a Bow Wizard!
Robin: They get good so fast.

Tiz: Gee Robin. How come Hydelyn lets you have 15 classes to 60?

<19:28:59> "Truenikos": The name of Rick Mercer's tattoo parlor is Tattoos by Ascian.
<19:29:02> "Truenikos": Or, for short.
<19:29:04> "Truenikos": Tat Ass

Yellow is a creepy color. - Luka 2016

"Look away, Kaiden. This is natural selection at work." - Rick, 2016

"Guys, we're all acting like little dip-chips." - Java

"No, I'm waiting for Ari so I can level up this White Bitc- I mean Mage." - Rick

"He is probably stroking it right now" -Ariabelle PuddingPops

<04:09:24> "Kite": amethyst is thicker than a bowl of oatmean loo
<04:09:33> "Kite": *oatmeal
<04:09:36> "Kite": too
<04:09:39> "Kite": jeezus

"I secretly wanted you to call me a ho." - Eros

"Hey all you people. Hey all you people. Hey all you people, won't you listen to meeeeeee?"
"Cherry has a battle. NO ORDINARY BATTLE. A battle with a bonus of babyyyyyyyyy!"
"...Aka come to the Steps of Faith xD" -Ari 2016

"So. Did you cut his dick off?" -Rick Mercer

"I didn't think I was going to have to describe torture today."
"So we'll start with torture I guess." -James/Lucien

"It's not like I respect myself. I'm a gold player in League." - Eros

Rick: We'll just offer Pina to the dragons
Pina: YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO OFFER VIRGINS
-later-
Rick: DON'T EAT THEM THEY WERE SUPPOSE TO GIVE YOU A LAP DANCE

"Your crotch is kinda wiggin' me out." - Hunie Pop

"Left is not right!" -Luka trying to start Phantasy Star Online 2

Xenkei: March was a good year.

Truenikos: Don't joyride mah Pooch.

"Homie, I don't want to see your balls! Get off me!" - Rick
"Rick, what's worse: my balls or behemoth balls?" - PB

"Tiz, counter his balls with yours!" - Rick
"Rick, my balls are already out and proudly on display." - Tiz

"And like the shitlord I am, I arise from the porcelain portal." - Tiz

"Interpret my visions asshole" - Robin to Brent

"You need to full-ass your foreplay. You put your mouth where it needs to be and we'll make it work." - Emile, 2016

Emile: I think crucifying myself would be a better use of my time than walking around this damn desert.
Truenikos: I don't think you're the first person in the world to say that line.
Peach: JESUS CHRIST, NIK.
James "Wizard Burke": That's f***ed up. Well done.

Cherry: "Piña gives me adult feelings inside and I don't know how to feel about it."

Quentyn: "I don't think I'm on the quote wall yet, so good job."

Cherry: Please tell me I don't have to fight Estinien!
*Entire teamspeak bursts out laughing*

Truenikos to Cherry: "PICKLESNIFFER!"

Ari: I picked female cause im gayyyyy~

<01:48:11> "Piña Catte": Oh no. Quentyn. Her dad actually can come after you if you dad his daughter
<01:48:17> "Piña Catte": *DATE
<01:48:20> "Piña Catte": DATE HIS DAUGHTER

"I love my sister-in-law. What a bitch!" - Pumpkin, 2016

"My job requires a real degree, I didn't get to make one up like you." - Snowflake to Pina

"No you're wrong, you're wrong, you're wrong
...
I mean right."
- Snowflake to Nikos

In the middle of campaign while sitting in the living room of the Swissvale house, this could be heard from outside the open door:
"WHOA! IT'S AN AIRPLANE!" - random small child

Peach: Clem got dyed.

"Asses are good. They poop and stuff." - Kite, 2016

"Kite and Pina sitting in a tree, F-U-C-K-I-N-G." - Rick, 2016

"You heinous asshole! You could have assassinated me!" - Stef, 2016

"A justicar found your sock. This is a potential lead!" - Eric, 2016

"I lost in triple triad. (referring to sugar) i lost in arm wrestling. (referring to dawn)"- Xen
"What else can you lose? your virginity?"- Rick
"I LOST THAT TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (referring to pina)"-Xen

Robin referring to Pina: i dont think she eats pirates.

Robin (As Bellini): You have a thing. And you wiggle it.

-singing disney on teamspeak-
Ari: Heed my every order, and you might-FUCKING SHIT

Peach: You know, Nikos, I can be your demon...or your angle.
Sugar: Why are you like this?
Nikos: Hey Peach, as far as angles go, you're so acute.
Sugar: WHY ARE YOU BOTH LIKE THIS


RE: The Quote Wall - Brent - 11-17-2016

Quentyn: You know that Snowflake feels a pain in his chest every time you say that right?
Pina: I think that might be high cholesterol.

*TeamSpeak busts out laughing*


RE: The Quote Wall - Ari - 12-05-2016

"Why is there nervous hissing?" - Ari
*in a basic bitch voice* "Because that's what bears make, gawd." - Rick


RE: The Quote Wall - PeachMimosa - 12-07-2016

*Xen comes into the channel*
Xen: *crying* I came back to cry to you guys!
Peach:  Hi Xen, why are you crying today?


RE: The Quote Wall - PeachMimosa - 12-07-2016

Truenikos: You need to open something really difficult to open? Cause I can open it with MY FACE!


RE: The Quote Wall - Ari - 12-09-2016

"At least you didn't see one of your children. Then you'd have setback dice." - Ari
"That's called an aneurysm." - Pumpkin


RE: The Quote Wall - Pumpkin - 12-10-2016

Sugar Plum - Today at 11:36 PM
Ari
Tell Brian that I'm not a urder hobom